i saw this on one of those strange little picture slideshow websites so i decided to post it ;) have fun kids
if you’re going to ignore my texts you might as well change my contact name to terms and condition
you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly
The sad thing is…I’m probably going to move as far away from my family as possible when I turn 18.
When I was in 6th grade, my friends and I were sharing our dreams. Most of them were sex dreams. I had never had a sex dream, so I decided to have one that night. Little innocent me laid in bed and creates a scenario for my dream to take place. I would be a grown up, I would meet a random guy (I made him up because having sex with any of the boys I knew would be weird), fall in love, marry him, and on our honey moon we would consummate our love. I thought that planning the dream before I fell asleep would make it happen, but I ended up dreaming about walking around in a trailer park and looking for flowers that were peeking out through the gravel. I am sharing this with you because when I was in 6th grade, I couldn’t even imagine having sex with someone unless, in my fantasy, I married them first. I find this adorable.