Posted 1 week ago

When I was in 6th grade, my friends and I were sharing our dreams. Most of them were sex dreams. I had never had a sex dream, so I decided to have one that night. Little innocent me laid in bed and creates a scenario for my dream to take place. I would be a grown up, I would meet a random guy (I made him up because having sex with any of the boys I knew would be weird), fall in love, marry him, and on our honey moon we would consummate our love. I thought that planning the dream before I fell asleep would make it happen, but I ended up dreaming about walking around in a trailer park and looking for flowers that were peeking out through the gravel. I am sharing this with you because when I was in 6th grade, I couldn’t even imagine having sex with someone unless, in my fantasy, I married them first. I find this adorable.

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indagoho:

FINALLY A CARTOON GOT IT RIGHT

indagoho:

FINALLY A CARTOON GOT IT RIGHT

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relahvant:

relahvant:

i have lost my pants

someone help me find my pants

they have disappeared

poof

gone

pants where are you

i hope they’re okay

throwback to when i was drunk and wrote this poem because i couldn’t find my pants

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missjraffe:

chloehenderson:

noctstiel:

noctstiel:

If they show sports events at bars why don’t they show tv shows?

someone should get to making a fandom bar.

no but can you imagine? fandom themed drinks, tv show maraton nights, discount to cosplayers, and special season finale events.

WHY ISNT THIS A THING??!!

because none of you ever leave the house nor are you old enough to drink

Do you hear it? The sound of bubbles being burst?

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Eyeliner doodles on my leg.

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It’s 4 am and I’m going to take a shower, do my hair and makeup, and take pictures. I feel like being pretty, so I’m going to make it happen.

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braydaaan:

do u ever wonder if your future partner follows you on tumblr

Whoa. 😶

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lesbianvenom:

i hate when people complain about how technology is “ruining everything.” i have over 200 pictures of my dog on my phone and i can send them to my friends when they are sad. how is that ruining anything. why do you hate happiness

Posted 1 week ago

its:

going:

down:

im:

yelling:

timber:

you

better

move

you

better

masturbate

(Source: tornrnypickles)

Posted 2 weeks ago
cestpapillon:

krampuslips:

foxes are the most important animals on earth

im going to keep reblogging this until it isn’t cute anymore

cestpapillon:

krampuslips:

foxes are the most important animals on earth

im going to keep reblogging this until it isn’t cute anymore

(Source: cineraria)