Posted 2 days ago

gnarly:

if you’re going to ignore my texts you might as well change my contact name to terms and condition 

Posted 2 days ago

puralize:

you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly

Posted 2 weeks ago
Posted 2 weeks ago
pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

(Source: ilaurens)

Posted 2 weeks ago

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Posted 2 weeks ago

nare-bear:

kitd-fohs:

salmonslushie:

i saw this on one of those strange little picture slideshow websites so i decided to post it ;) have fun kids

I have found heaven and it’s full of liquor

BRUH

Posted 2 weeks ago

(Source: amasianfish)

Posted 1 month ago
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Posted 1 month ago

The sad thing is…I’m probably going to move as far away from my family as possible when I turn 18.

Posted 1 month ago
Posted 1 month ago

Mansory McLaren by Willem de Zeeuw

Mansory McLaren by Willem de Zeeuw

Posted 2 months ago

When I was in 6th grade, my friends and I were sharing our dreams. Most of them were sex dreams. I had never had a sex dream, so I decided to have one that night. Little innocent me laid in bed and creates a scenario for my dream to take place. I would be a grown up, I would meet a random guy (I made him up because having sex with any of the boys I knew would be weird), fall in love, marry him, and on our honey moon we would consummate our love. I thought that planning the dream before I fell asleep would make it happen, but I ended up dreaming about walking around in a trailer park and looking for flowers that were peeking out through the gravel. I am sharing this with you because when I was in 6th grade, I couldn’t even imagine having sex with someone unless, in my fantasy, I married them first. I find this adorable.

Posted 2 months ago
Posted 2 months ago
indagoho:

FINALLY A CARTOON GOT IT RIGHT

indagoho:

FINALLY A CARTOON GOT IT RIGHT